part of your culture - or at least what we led to believe
Not my culture, Canucks are not American......Some differences between us and our rebel cousins are:
Americans didn't invent the telephone, or anything else except for the banjo
Canadians didn't either, but don't claim they did
GUNS
33,000 Americans are killed by guns per year, They still insist on their ability to own them safely!
1,200 Canadians are killed by guns per year, they still say they know how to clean them safely!
PATRIOTISM
Canadians wear the Canadian flag on T-shirts and backpacks when travelling abroad.
Americans wear the Canadian flag on T-shirts and backpacks when travelling abroad.
INTERNATIONAL IDENTITY
Canadians are identified as Canadians in all developing countries
Americans identify TEHMSELVES as Canadians in all developing countries
LANGUAGE
Most Americans can only speak American and swear in Spanish
Most Canadians can speak English and can swear in French, Polish, Spanish, Russian, Thai, Chinese, Pilipino and the odd one in Ukrainian
NATIONAL SPORT
Canadians Think their national sport is hockey!
Americans think they invented Basketball and Baseball from scratch!
FOREIGN POLICY
Canadians believe they can show “military might” and send one boat full of Doctors to an area!
Americans believe they need to Secure and area and send 500,000 soldiers and 10 billion in arms to an area!
BEER
Canadians consume more beer than any other nation. A 18 year old Canadian can drink 7 King Cans of Candian at one 3 hour party.
If an American 18 year old attempted this he would spend 4 hours in the hospital getting his stomach pumped!....after the first beer!
CIVIL WAR
The American Civil War lasted 4 years and claimed 620,000 lives, instigated by the slave-owning southern states.
The Canadian Civil War was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour, instigated by the fans of Toronto Maple Leafs and Montreal Canadians.