This evening I opened a Banana cupboard and went to take out a bottle of Chilli Sauce from the top shelf. This caused a large bottle of Vinegar to fall out of the cupboard and plummet towards my head. without any conscious effort I avoided the bottle and caught it in my right hand. The sudden movement caused my glasses to fly off which I instantly caught in my left hand. I momentarily thought 'Nice reactions and speed of movement there Stevie Boy - there's life in the old dog yet!'
But then, after replacing my glasses and restoring the Vinegar to the cupboard, I turned around, tripped over one of our dogs and damn near ended up in an embarrassing and totally uncool heap on the Banana floor.
I even (with a totally freaked out and embarrassed look on my face) did that jump up and look around to make sure no one had seen me make such a prick of myself! What a Twit.
I can't be angry at the Dog (Holly), who does get under yer feet often, cos she is such a little Sweetie. (Staffordshire Bull Terrier)
She is a Star and has been enjoying our spell of clear blue skies and glorious sunshine - as you can see!