Karate Humour!

[fujicolt]

For a bit of fun for the Holiday Season Please post here any Karate related Jokes, Tales, anecdotes or just generally humorous stories you have. they can be as daft or as corny as you like - if somewhat rude remember children can and do access this site!

Come on Folks - have a go please

Q. WHat's Dod Watts' favourite Kata?

Tekki Pants Off!

Come on folks yer must be able to do better than that HAHA!

[Bob Davis]

Stolen from elsewhere but made me smile

An old grandmother brought her grandchild to a karate competition. Noting that the organiser seemed understaffed she approached the table. "Good morning," she said to the Director, "you look a little shorthanded. Anything I can do to help?" "Well yes, we are short of fighters for the under 90 kg division," the director replied. "Sorry," the grandmother said, "I don't know anything about karate." "That's OK" said the director. "We need referees, too."

[Dod Watt]

Hahahahahahahaha , Steve, i don't wear pants!!!!

Q. What is fujicolt's favourite technique?

A. Bar Tai Sabaki,

[fujicolt]

That's it WATT - yer've been nothing but trouble since yer joined this Forum - watch this for my use of my favourite technique:

YOU ARE BARRED!

[Dod Watt]